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The Butcher

An amazing, wise, sexy young macho, carrying an axe covered with blood of his fallen victims.The Butcher wanders the cold, gray postapocalyptic world, fighting a zombie army led by a powerful sorcerer, acompanied by his trusty sidekick - Pretty Boy.
The Butcher usually wears a cloak not only to emphasize his orgasmic awesomness, but also to keep himself warm and fuzzy.
Alongside the powerful axe, his deadly arsenal includes a machete and a whipcord made out of his once long hair.
He hates coffee, poetry and insects, but rather enjoys bubblegums, whiskey and long walks.
Hey dude, I just heard that The Butcher is somewhere around here, lets get lost. - zombie đino
by Stojko_i_lola April 8, 2011
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butchering

the act of having sex so hard, one party or the other is quintessentially butchered.
Now that the kids are asleep, want to do some butchering?

I totally butchered Sarah last night.
by vordsmit December 15, 2019
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butchers dog

an ugly girl who will swallow/take any type of 'meat' from anything with a pulse.
its the end of night and you still havent pulled anything decent, so in desperation you revert to a 'butchers dog'
by nige September 18, 2003
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butchers hook

She was lifted up by a butchers hook with a butchers hook in her mouth.
by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017
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batchelor

A single dude who mixes up his own bread/cookie-dough due to his having no women-folk around to do da baking for him.
If a batchelor becomes good enough at his cooking, potential spouses might find this ability attractive, especially if said ladies happen to be "lazy cooks" themselves, and so they wish that someone else would make dinner sometimes.
by QuacksO April 3, 2019
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Batchelor

a batchelor is someone who will always be alone due to loving one direction so much and fantisising over harry styles

when you get shit stuck onto the bottom of your shoes
OMG, I'M MASTURBATING OVER HARRY STYLES, i think im a batchelor

Oh crap, i just got a batchelor
by ii beeyyyy November 29, 2011
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Butcher's Apron

A particularly spiteful sexual act necessitating the consumption of large amounts of red meat prior to engagement in coitus. One must then seduce a strict vegetarian, a vegan being of additional value. Having done so, begin the process of intercourse. In the midst of your passionate love making, induce vomiting, covering your partner in a meaty paste. Be sure to apologize, stating something along the lines of "I had a bunch of meat for dinner, must have messed with my stomach". Enjoy the ensuing revulsion.
Bro, I totally gave that PETA chick a butcher's apron. She cried for hours!
by Sir Reist December 12, 2010
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