Balloondoggle

when a mans testicles look like he has inflated balloons hanging from between his legs.

"That Ron Jeremy is totally a balloondoggle"

by funkigrl March 27, 2008

Balloon

A airhead, A stupid person who floats/follows people around on a "string" like a bitch

Christian is a balloon

by goatbanger November 9, 2017

[hairy balloon knot]

soley by appearance, the knot of a hand tied balloon resembles the human anus in its puckered form.
hairy gives reference to the"balloon knot" been of human anatomy and not synthetic.

my hairy balloon knot is itchy as hell

that crazy chick stuck her finger up myhairy balloon knot !

by biffabelly August 9, 2010

A Magic Balloon

Something that you are happy that you have found.

"GOOD THING I FOUND A MAGIC BALLOON!"

by Orchestralmayonnaise December 8, 2009

balloon

a heroin dealer

man im out of dope i need to go to the balloon

by afroman April 17, 2002

balloon knot

The way your anus ends up looking after you have spent any length of time in the bathhouses in the Castro.

Quinby had only recently come out and told his family that he was gay. He had met some very supportive people at the local LGBT center including a very obese lesbian named Cathy. She had encouraged him to get his ass stretched down one of the many bathhouses down in the Castro. He had taken her up on this advice and soon trotted down there, lube in hand, rubbers in the other and before long he was getting taken left, right and center and having a great time of it. He loved being gay. He didn't care about the rainbows or the pride events or even the fact he was now eligible to wear fluffy boots with his white denims and shiny t-shirts. It was all about cock and taking as many as possible. He felt different back there in no time at all. He loved feeling all puckered and loose and was sure that his balloon knot would now be prized by the many leather men in the city who would love to bend him over and give his ass a damn fine walloping.

by mammarylane September 17, 2017

Baloo

From the old school cartoon series talespin where the bear named baloo always had a scheme for money. It is used to describe a girl who chases money and men with money constantly.

that bitch stole my wallet, what a baloo

by J June 9, 2004