Barketing

An advertising method used to target the canine audience.

The dog food commercial with the dog chasing the chuck wagon is my favorite barketing campaign!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

Ballet

Self torture

Yesterday I almost died doing ballet.

by Hillary poops too January 29, 2020

BARLENE

Barlene is the shmexiest person is the whole dang world. One look and she will make you drool. Barlene loves her memes and Anime. MEGA WEEB.

Me:🥵
BARLENE: lookin thicc

by ITS_LOVE October 4, 2020

barelt

when they don't know hoe to use proper grammar so they say this instead of barley

"barelt play anymore"

by realcoolsmooth June 21, 2021

barbet

barbet

Friend: Hello!
Me: barbet

by alecwind June 25, 2021

Barrett

Not as bad as will rogers, but full of ugly white boys who think they’re cooler than you and pick me’s. Barrett is probably the school you would go to for your friends

“what school do you go to”
“barrett”
“oh. you must be one of the kids who only want pussy”

by 24inchfatweiner November 21, 2021

Barley Fairy

When you are drinking beer in colder temperatures l, or the beer itself is a certain temperature opposite of the climate where it isnt refreshing anymore and causes a jaw-clenching pain in the bottom-back of your cheeks upon beer-sip contact due to your overloading of barely. This pain is a visit from the the Barely Fairy whom reminds us all to keep beer refreshing and at a responsible temperature while reminding to space beer sips out in colder temperatures with hard liquor or non-barley foods. The Barely Fairy has a mom tattoo, bandana and bad stubble and floats like a genie but is still a mythical creature like the Tooth Fairy with very little physical evidence; just folklore. He does't grant wishes; just gives you a sharp cheek pain probably caused by his domestic-violence genie punch.

Brent: "*ow* chuggin beer stings on this windy cool day; I think I got visited by the Barley Fairy."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."

by Jordan November 28, 2021