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Beef Barkley

The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.
Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.

Guy 2: That's just wrong man.
Beef Barkley by O.D.B.O.D'd September 4, 2013
Related Words

Barkumungous 

When something grows at an exponential rate every second is considered to be barkumungous.
"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Barkume's foot size."

"It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!"

"His foot must be barkumungous!!"
Barkumungous by Ihavebigfeet October 7, 2009

pneumatic barktoys 

A nickname for annoying small, yapping dogs who never seems to run out of air, energy or sound.
Those wild and crazy pneumatic barktoys densely populate our entire otherwise wonderful seaside town, wall to wall; everybody seems to have ‘em!
pneumatic barktoys by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

Bob Barker Syndrome

When Bob Barker on the Price is Right calls up a contestant and they run up screaming and yelling. An even more severe case is when a contestant wins a bid goes into epilepsy and start attacking Bob Barker.
Oh noez, crazy lady has Bob Barker Syndrome.

mexican barking spider

a loud wet fart that others hear
Someone rips a fart and says "hey, look out. There's a mexican barking spider on the loose"

barking up the wrong tree 

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.
You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.