barfari

the winding walk you take while searching for bars. usually conducted while holding your phone slightly above you face with your eyes on the screen, other styles include moving the phone vertically and horizontally. sometimes causes injury,like falling down open man-holes, because of the pure state on concentration on the phone.

person 1: Dude, how'd you break your leg?

Person 2: i was on a barfari and i tripped over the curb.

by gggbof November 10, 2010

Barber Poll

Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.

That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.

by MD Jr October 10, 2013

barbertology

Certificate in cutting hair

He went to school and got his barbertology certificate.

by Tylerthebarber February 26, 2017

Barber King

Your average run of the mill middle aged barber. Often referred to as BK for short. Usually resides in a rural area where there is in fact no kingdom for one to rule. Often has an affinity for exaggeration and poor recollection of actual events. Haircuts are subpar at best.

like the new Doo? Nod to the Barber King.

by NinaHartley March 19, 2017

barber shop top

A top you wear when going to the barbers/hairdressers as you don't want your nice tops filled with hair

Hannah: Why's that tool wearing such a dead top.
Tom: Nah 'low him that's his barber shop top

by I'm sooo boredOMG July 25, 2017

Barber Talk with Reneofny

Barber Talk with Reneofny is a Haircutting talk show on the web where men discuss world issues with the barber while getting their hairs cut.

Yo! We need to hurry up, Barber Talk with Reneofny is about to start.

by SolidHaiti.Tv October 26, 2017

Barfeso

A term used to describe people who suddenly hit you when they are excited or laughing

Hide he's Cracking up
What happens when he is excited?

He gives you a spanking. He is barfeso.

by Wasd444 November 19, 2017