Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.

"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"

by December 30, 2022

Ohno my balls

When you lose your balls

"Ohno my balls! They're gone!"

by Rat_Chef_200 September 24, 2021

bleach my balls

A dysregulatory response in which the mind has nothing else to go to except the response above.

**at fancy restaurant

BLEACH MY BALLS, this place is faaaannncy

by January 27, 2022

Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles

Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.

by Gray Matter January 17, 2023

balls in my soup

A phrase used to let everyone know you just had a throwback to something embarrasing, or traumatising which happened in your past.

Professor: and that's why utilitarianism is some wacky fake-ass bullshit.
Student: Balls in my soup
Professor: excuse me?
Student: Balls in my soup. I'm gonna need a minute to recover.

by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021

My balls are itchy

A boner

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them

by Kalebbear June 29, 2017