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The Birmingham Bagle

A spinoff of The Houdini The Birmingham Bagle involves tricking your woman into thinking you're about to do something you're not. As you're about to finish off, pretending you're about to Peter North her so she closes her eyes, and opens her mouth. You pretend to be jerking it to trick her into thinking she's about to recieve a seimen bath, this is when you turn around very stealthfuly and unleash either a fart, or a diarrhea mess on her face and in her mouth. The Birmingham bagle is one of the hardest moves to pull off in history, and works much better if you have the runs.
You might as well call me the champ cause just last night, I gave April the Birmingham Bagle! Huzzah!
by Rud November 8, 2007
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bachelor blaster

A sexual experience in which a female ejaculates onto a man's face.
Able to produce large amounts of cum, Alicia gave her boyfriend the Bachelor Blaster.
by KittyBamBam June 9, 2009
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backer

Someone who provides a service
She is more efficient online now that she hired a cyber backer
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bunny backed

bunny backing: (verb) the art of mounting someone's back and penetrating, while thrusting vigorously like a bunny
my wife was vacuuming and i bunny backed her over the couch
by jbsbj May 6, 2010
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pull a backer

Used in: Video Games
1) When you're a very important or special character then die tragically.
2) To die at the hands of another, helplessly.
3) Doing something only a gamer called Trasmablue can do.
Me: "Tras! Pull a backer!"
Trasmablue: "OK!"
*does something really stupid and succeeds*
Me: "How's that even suppost to work?"

OR
Me: "Remember when you had full diamond armor then died?"
Trasmablue: "I know, I pulled a backer and lost all my loot."
by Nickybox April 13, 2014
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Bacterial vaginosis

When your minge stanks of fish and no one wants to come near you cos you’re so stanky. Get it treated. ASAP.
Person 1: eww something smells of fish
Person 2: it wouldn’t if you closed your legs Keira

Person 3: it’s not her fault, she has bacterial vaginosis
by Wagwanblud234 December 16, 2019
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Bachelor of Farts

A pejorative term for self-righteous, soft science and humanities students with savior complexes, who act like they know what is best for everyone (particularly working class, blue collar, and marginalized people), when really they don't really do anything besides sitting around sniffing their own farts in a state of smug satisfaction.

They come in many forms, but are often identified by their inability to understand that their personal beliefs about the world don't give them the right to lecture someone who actually contributes value to society while they work on their theories on how to change the world despite never actually having built, fixed, or created anything of tangible value.
Power Linesman: So there's this intern kid screaming in my face about how using the word Linesman is exclusive to women, then they go off about some fucking nonsense, and I'm wondering when this moron is going to stop yelling at me so I can get to work fixing the powerlines.
Boom Operator: That's a bachelor of farts major though, in half an hour when his phone is dead he'll be complaining about how he's oppressed because he doesn't have power... probably blame it on the patriarchy or some shit but really it's cause they never shut the fuck up an do anything.
by Longstride March 20, 2021
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