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atheists

by that's pretty gay,man February 27, 2005
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Atheist

Somebody who doesn't believe in God or a deity of sorts and needs to make sure everybody is aware of this
Regular folk: "Hi, I'm Dave"

Atheist: "Hi, I'm an atheist"

Regular: "Oh, cool, so what's your name?"

Atheist: "My name is Ethan, because it sounds similar to atheist, because I am an atheist"

Regular: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Atheist: "What's wrong with me?! You're the idiot who believes in a God!"

*Regular folk beats up atheist and then feels guilt*

Atheist: "It's ok, you won't go to Hell, because it doesn't exist, I don't believe it exists because I am an atheist"

Regular: -_-
by Theatheistdefiner January 5, 2012
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Atheist

Definition 1: A person who doesn't believe in a god
Definition 2: a person who believes in evolution
Definition 3: a person who tries to shove their believes down your throat
Definition 4: a person who believes everything scientist say
Religious person: Do you believe that god(s) exist?
Atheist: No i'm atheist

Religious person: do you believe in god?
Atheist: a god couldn't exist because something had to create it (even though they believe a explosion came from nothing)

Religious person: do you believe in god
Atheist: Kill yourself god doesn't exist and he hates everything, evolution is everything

Religious person: do you believe in jesus
Atheist: scientist never proved he exist plus einstein was an atheist
which is actually false he was an agnostic.
by Zessu Fuma March 8, 2017
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Atheist

annoying teenagers overpopulating the internet whose lives suck. They generally refer to the Bible as "fiction" and come in two flavors: Agressive and Not on the Internet
Atheist: Since my parents got divorced, i no longer believe in God. Now wheres my razor...
by NOT a pedobear February 26, 2010
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atheists

Satanists.

They spend all of their time bitching and whining about Christ and the bible.

They are demon-possessed OBSSESSED about badmouthing Christ and the bible.
They also are under the misguided delusion that science is infallible.
by HELL AWAITS May 2, 2005
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Atheist

A person who has choosen to reject a faith in a higher power and believes there is nothing beyond what we see. Probably has not even read the Bible or any other religious text.
-Many attempt to replace religion with science, worshipping elitist bigots like Richard Dawkins.
-Often fearful of the possibility they could be judged.
-Many whiny emo teenagers rejected by society and wanting to "stick it too the man" and looking for a group to embrace them.
-Advocated by self-righteous hypocrits and bigots with no understanding of history.
-Ignore the hypocricy of their beliefs. They claim that theists are foolish to believe in a higher power yet insist their unsupported belief that all of this just happened due to chance and there is nothing beyond this life is logical.
"If there were no God there would be no atheists." - G. K. Chesterton
"Atheism is a crutch for those who cannot bear the reality of God." - Tom Stoppard
by TheShade111 October 29, 2008
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Atheist

A better person than most
Guy1-I am a an atheist, pro science.
Guy2-I think that vaccines are evil because my pastor said god said so.
by StormerK February 13, 2021
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