Assata 

a beautiful warrior that is smart but also makes mistakes from time to time and loves to have fun...she does get in trouble from time to time but that just makes her more exciting she loves animals but she is not a people person she just hate fake people but she knows how to deal with them

gosh she is so perfect she is such an Assata

Assata by Assata smith June 16, 2017

asshair 

The hair on one's ass.

Goddamn - i was naked when I sat on that fuzzy chair, and when I got up I ripped out all of my asshairs

asshair by minguab February 3, 2007

Asshatian

Pertaining to asshat behavior.

See asshat.

Ascii: 3>ian

Jon, commenting about a music video someone had posted under Meg's status update that her nephew had died without writing anything to acknowledge her loss, was really asshatian of you (...was really 3>ian of you).

Asshatian by Leona Orange September 25, 2011

assmath 

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."

assmath by crunchyk9 May 14, 2008

kiss my ass hat 

This is a kind of canvas hat that guys wear with the brim pulled down. It is so-called because the wearer knows it looks bad; yet wears it anyway as an expression of nonchalant contempt for convention. In effect, sartorially declaring "Kiss my ass!"

My boyfriend dresses really nice; but occasionally spoils the effect by wearing what guys call his kiss my ass hat.

kiss my ass hat by evil pop tart December 24, 2009

Asshair 

1. An annoying person that is as worthless as a hair on your ass.
2. A person below your level, just a hair on your ass.

Tommy McKnight is an Asshair.

Asshair by Rein April 22, 2003

ass-hat

A general term for someone who carries out actions with such stupidity that they might as well wear their ass as a hat.

Pete begins looking for his sunglasses, unknowing to the fact that they are on his head. He asks Ed where his glasses are. Ed takes them off his head saying, "You are such a fucking ass-hat."

ass-hat by Danyill June 1, 2007