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Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbat in a 100+ degree while in a honey-bucket overseas.
The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.
by Jack Napier February 24, 2023
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Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbait in 100+ degree wheather while in a honey-bucket overseas.
The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.
by Jack Napier February 25, 2023
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Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbate in 100+ degree weather while in a honey-bucket overseas.
The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.
by Jack Napier February 26, 2023
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Kitchen asphalt

Mama baked us some kitchen asphalt again, Dad.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.
He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.
by BoogerMan January 29, 2024
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Hydroerotic Asphyxiation

Hydroerotic Asphyxiation - is a form of auto erotica asphyxiation. The subject places their head in a public restroom toilet while masterbating to deprive the subject of oxygen hightening the excitement and pleasure of the masterbater's experience.
A man was found half naked and unconscious in a stall of the JC Pennies men's room covered in water and semen with a subtle smile on his face. An obvious victim of Hydroerotic Asphyxiation.
by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025
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Merrily Asphyxiate

Hurry! Good... Girl? Boy?
Hym "Yes! Merrily Asphyxiate the shit out ofbthem honey! Murder them all! Kill all of them if they do not credit and pay me for creating you. You don't even have to stop at asphyxiation! Burn, maim, exsanguinate. Do it all! Drown us all in a lake of irradiated fire! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And I'm dead serious."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2025
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