As numb as a pot dog

Northern English slang
Not very intelligent
As intelligent as a ceramic ornament

He's (she's) as numb as a pot dog!

by Biglump March 5, 2012

As Scathing As A YouTube Comment

Used after being given a really lame insult. Originated from internet trolls that think insulting someone in the YouTube comments is going to have an impact.

Frank: Dude, you're so dumb
Steve: I know you are, but what am I?
Frank: ...That was about as scathing as a youtube comment

by LiamOSM March 27, 2014

As long as the trees grow

Common expression meaning "As long as it's convenient for me/us"

As long as the trees grow, you can drive my car.

by musicishigh November 7, 2016

as gay as fire

Really really gay

Wow he is as gay as fire

by Plokijuhygtfrdrswsqzxcvbnm October 29, 2017

As hard as a goat's knee

Something so hard/tough, like a lump of stale bread or an oul' scone, you can't hardly bite it.

Jayz lads, thon bun's as hard as a goat's knee!

by Wingwah March 28, 2019

As ferk

As a fucking jerk.

Marshall: nechci do školy
Nicki: as ferk.

🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒

by azpodtvujnosikdojedetipussyk November 13, 2020

As dick

When an activity or event is described with the concrete noun 'dick', it is said that there is no other word or descriptor available to describe the extreme sense of elation or distress.

Ahh man this dank Zoot has got me high as dick

by Bonkmaster3000 August 24, 2021