united airlines

A racist airline that beats Chinese doctors. The defenceles small Ching Chong screams while united rape him. United are in the shit now Ching Wang Wong land are coming to get them and the dank memes are destroying there company. They also have a new motto 'we don't beat our competitors, we beat our customers' United are now worse that Ryan air where you usually sit next to a fat Bastard whose flabs are having out and asked if he can eat your Mars bar. United use there planes to penetrate sluts now. United are also planning 9/11 number 2.

United Airlines: Come fly with us, we don't beat our competitors, we beat you.
Chinese Doctor:. Ching Chong you beat me buttfucks.

by Aggravated Ching Chong April 16, 2017

Ailish

An amazing and exotic experience.

"I had an Ailish"

by luck- of -the- irish March 17, 2009

Rebel Alliance

The good side in the star wars movies episode iv, v, and vi.

The Rebel Alliance has won the battle.

by nameliss December 28, 2005

Airline fees

Annoying fees that airline charges to customers, usually a ripoff. Examples of those stupid fees are:
*Baggage fee - depending on airline, you are charged $15-25 to check first bag and the price goes up once you check second bag and so on
*Seat selection fee - when airlines charge you for choosing your seat
*Reservation change fee - The most ridiculous out of all airline fees. Usually costs about $150, just to change your flight reservation! And if there's a difference in airfare, you have to pay the difference too.

I am a frequent flier who enjoys traveling by plane but those stupid annoying airline fees have been bothering me for a long time. Should I start flying Southwest Airlines?

by NHRHS2010 March 19, 2011

Abilliongazillion

An incredibly large number, often used by small children.

Child: Oh! I have abilliongazillion dollars.
Adult: By that you mean $50 right?
Child: Yes.

by Jack De April 24, 2008

Ailis

That girl who sits by you in class, with the glasses and blonde hair. But if you look behind those glasses, you will find gorgeous eyes. You might not even be able to decide what color they are. She's smart and funny, that amazing girl with the amazing eyes.

" You're almost as smart as Ailis!"
" I wish I looked like Ailis!"

by partyponies234 September 6, 2016

allicyn

A very lovely, extremely caring, very smexy, extremely beautiful but she doesn't think she is, super funny, people pleaser that will go out of her way to make you or anyone she cares about, she can be very persuasive and can hold a grudge against you decades after you have already died.. If u meet an Allicyn in your life ever, don't let her slip away or you might majorly regret it...

Guy 1: hay, aren't you dating Allicyn?

Guy 2: yeah..

Guy 1: you know she's my ex, right?

Guy 2: yeah...

Guy 1: what ever happened to bros before hoes??

Guy 2:*holds guy 1 my the shirt collar and stares him down* she ain't no hoe bro.. She is wonderfully perfect, she cares about and for me, she makes me laugh, she makes me happy...

*Allicyn comes up to guy 1 and 2 and taps guy 2 on the shoulder*

Allicyn: let's go see a movie honey, no need to waist your time with that bimbo.

Guy 2: *looks back 2 Allicyn* sure, sounds good dear. *lets go of guy 1 and walks away with Allicyn laughing and smiling*

Guy 1: *watches them walk off* ..how did i ever lose her?...

by The.heart.of.a.ghoul January 14, 2018