Doug and Lex

The greatest fucking couple there ever was to be...they may fight often but really its because they love each other so much and their egos get in the way sometimes but at the end of the day, Doug's funny and Lex isn't really a bitch so their issues get flushed down the toilet.

Doug and Lex
***toilet flushing sound***
Lex: "oh look our problems look like turds"
Doug:" there they go, down the shitter"
Lex: "byeeeee poops"
Doug: "let's go get some food"
Lex:" how about some chinese"
Doug:"how bout it"

by Shnuglex March 23, 2022

Douged it

When your playing golf and you take the shittest shot.

Swinging the club super hard but the ball only moves 4 feet. Fucking douged it.

by Mestry1 May 21, 2021

doug

horny feral rabid will bite you hes stupid and ugly but i love him very much sexy dog

doug stubid

by help help hlpe May 19, 2020

Dougged

When you're so wasted you can't even walk up the stairs to your flat, but you have to be carried by a buffed passerby (with absolutely no homosexual intentions) to your bed.

I woke up this morning in my bed but I don't remember getting here. I must have gotten dougged.

by [dabs internally] November 1, 2017

Doug

A Doug is a high school teacher who touches children inappropriately, a pedophile who works with or around children

I get weird vibes from your friend Steve, he's such a Doug.

by RavashingSteve July 30, 2023

doug

refers to a person who did something dumb, or is just stupid.

"Sam, you just shit you pants...you fucking Doug."

by tuscanleather September 13, 2017

Doug

An extraordinary person. A Doug is someone who only trust certain people, and when he does trust you, he makes you feel so so so important. Doug is a special one, he’s sweet and cares for everyone and if you’re lucky enough to date him then he’ll make you feel like you’re his world. Doug is the type of person you want to stay in your life and never leave.

I met someone named Doug, he changed my life.

by Bellaisfluff July 10, 2019