In times of great peril, there is a hero who rises above the rest, his name is Penguin Pete. He is a penguin, from the south pole.(the only one that is not from the north)
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.
Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.
Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.
Guy 1: how did world war 2 end anyway?
Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis
Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-
Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.
Guy 1: ....
Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis
Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-
Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.
Guy 1: ....
by Dujac0 January 12, 2009
Get the Penguin Petemug. I make small in Stanture and in penis length as well as girth. Typically has hair that cover his forehead and gets easily offended by the most minuscule of things. Usually has difficulty in the bedroom
by Big_time_geezer69 December 23, 2016
Get the no meat petemug. One of the last Albino monkeys known to man, he has angry midget sindrome and should not be approached by any member of the public unless you have weed on you!!
by whufc til i die March 22, 2012
Get the pete dixmug. Sneaky Pete (noun) - when a man, while mounting a woman doggy-style, abruptly and unexpectedly, penetrates her anus.
by Pablo Van Moses January 10, 2020
Get the Sneaky Petemug. by apeman2000 June 25, 2009
Get the Sneaky Petemug. When you rub your testicles on a pizza and then rub it on a sleeping person's face. Hence the term "greasy" pete
by johnsonsballsofury February 1, 2010
Get the Greasy Petemug. One who is most popular, known to all inside school, the local area and a top figure in sports of any kind. Also know to be sought after by every woman within a 5 mile radius.
by nemo January 23, 2005
Get the Pete-mystermug.