moss

a tasty bowl of tobacco paved in a layer of kief.

Janet likes to smoke a moss before binge watching Insecure on HBO.

by Bamuel December 6, 2021

Moss

A nature loving possible witch gender fluid/non-binary person

Moss said they were gonna go foraging for mushrooms again.

by Moss/Clover January 29, 2022

Moss

A goblincore mess who lost their gender to the genderman

Oh no are they eating floor bread agin get the broomstick moss moment

by Bob thy french baguette January 29, 2022

moss

a emo girl

moss is emo heheheha grrrrr

by alexia pepe April 19, 2022

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.

Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.

by QuacksO November 16, 2020

a moss

(verb) to make a jaw-dropping, defender-humiliating catch, typically of the jump-ball variety

Bro wtf he just did a moss

by anonymous November 17, 2020

moss

a woman with absolutely giant tiddies. like huge shronkaroos. massive jublies. incredible honkers.

"i want to sleep on moss's tiddies"
"yeah me too"

by Jakran November 27, 2020