If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!
by Kingdom Jesus Christ with tits May 9, 2022
Get the Jonahmug. A person named Jonah is a very gorgeous women, she has a very loyal lover that doesn't confess to her due to lack of self-confidence , She is religious person and very genius. She has a very lovely laugh that can make you laugh too, she has a wonderful smile that can complete your day. She deserve a very special person because she is a very special women.
by jgrm August 19, 2021
Get the jonahmug. Jonah is fat and ugly. He likes someone called Luella and likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH
by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024
Get the Jonahmug. Smart,cool kid/boy/man has a best friend named Nicholas and plays football 🏈 and plays Roblox and fortnight loves to say Jo mama
by Quandale Dingle and yo mamma November 21, 2023
Get the Jonahmug. A dumb fuck guy who is ugly as fuck, no luck with the ladies. Nobody cares to be around, is tall tho, large dick but nobody wants it, but he has a good heart so that’s all that matters
by Daddy Ry April 28, 2019
Get the Jonah Pollardmug. Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas
Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas
Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea
1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches
- Dennis Prager
2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt
- Dennis Prager
2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt
by Sir. B July 1, 2021
Get the Jonah's touchmug. He is very fat and big. Always gets a bonah when he sees girls. He likes every hot girl and loves big macs and mcdonlds. He always says the n word and swears. He doesnt know english and is very dumb
by fatima kim jong un February 2, 2025
Get the Jonahmug.