64 Zoo Lane

64 Zoo Lane was a children's program in the mid 2000's which haunted children's dreams and caused depression and suiside in millennials. It featured a nonce as a giraffe who would spy on children through there windows and give their genitalia a god night rub. The hippo featured is inbred, and went on to be prime minister. Honestly, you're better off watching child porn.

64 Zoo Lane was a fucked up program NGL.

by Bary McKockiner September 13, 2020

fat chubby zoo breath

It’s a person that reminds me of the zoo and if any of your siblings have a tongue call them fucken fat cubby zoo breath because there from the zoo so that’s what it makes then smell like that

Oh this girl name peanut head, calls my tongue fat chubby zoo breath

by I’m awsome July 8, 2019

two way petting zoo

you pet the animals, they pet you back!

ex: lets have a two way petting zoo... duh

by snorlax7 March 20, 2009

two-way petting zoo

A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.

Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!

by theinitiator March 21, 2009

pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting

ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

chris: yeah buddy

by Rocheman4280 August 31, 2013

the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo

These individuals formerly said, "Nee".

"We are the Knights who say ,Nee."-The Knights Who Formerly Said Nee. AKA the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.

by Indrick Boreale May 18, 2018

Zoo Date

A person who has lots of pets that they leave in the room while they have sex. The pets are comfortable enough with the mingling that crawl around and on the bodies, and may even play with hanging body parts.

She better get those claws clipped soon. My balls are always bloody after our zoo dates.

by Old Man Duffy November 27, 2017