Zagreb stories

Stories of Zagreb reality: a ghetto

"Have you heard Zagreb stories?"

by nicknamesaregay March 15, 2024

zagna

short for lasagna, zagna (zaan·yuh) is a verb to describe someone being a bitch, or asshole in a not aggravated manner.

person 1: hey, your're being very zagna right now.
person 2: sorry, i'm just a little stressed. ill cool down for a sec.

by LizardKingOG March 22, 2024

Zaggot

A "slur" against zoophiles. It is a combination of "zoophile" and "faggot."

That guy fucks dogs, he's a dirty zaggot!

by Kutya April 7, 2024

zagroosi

A special kind of mountain goat. Defining traits of said mountain goat include: frequent schizophrenic episodes and irrational thoughts and beliefs, such as belief in imaginary countries and borders.

This special breed of mountain goat especially is afraid of the following words: Iraq, Iran, Turkey, Syria.

Uttering the aforementioned words to any zagroosi will trigger in them a schizophrenic episode accompanied by extreme heart palpitations, sweating, shaking as well as unintelligible jibber-jabber.

Kenji: Look at that idiot driving on the wrong side of the road!
Catherine: Just ignore him, he's a zagroosi.

by SargonOfAkkad June 19, 2024

Zaggoom

Armpit hairs or pubic hairs that are elongated. Usually talking about a specific person. Eg. Kayyis.
Can be used to swear on something.

1: Say on Zaggoom
2: On zaggoom

3: I can see your zaggooms
4: I want to braid your zaggooms

by perox11de July 21, 2024

Zager

The combination of the milkshake yazoo and the spirit jagermister.

Do you want a zager mate ?

by Zball06 August 9, 2024

zagroos

Some fat cunt eith a massive fuck off minge

That bitch is a massive zagroos

by Lewis can't shoot May 12, 2024