The supreme breed of Man. The epitome of masculinity and perfection personified. All masculine traits are embodied in the figure of a Shroogi. He effortlessly combines the attributes of physical prowess, strength, resilience, honor, as well as hardened determination in the face of lowlifes, especially other inferior races, such as the zagroosi mountain goat.
A Shroogi is a warrior breed who inhabits the Land of Mesopotamia, the Cradle of Civilization, and whose mission in life is to get rid of bums whose breaths stink like mountain goat excrement and believe in imaginary countries.
As a result of his supreme visage and presence, the Shroogi naturally commands respect and admiration from those around him, however, at times, the occasional lazy-eyed zagroosi mountain goat might try to rebel against his master (the Shroogi) but luckily, he is extremely efficient in exterminating such rodents and has realized that the most efficient way to get rid of such creatures is by using a special kind of gas.
A Shroogi is a warrior breed who inhabits the Land of Mesopotamia, the Cradle of Civilization, and whose mission in life is to get rid of bums whose breaths stink like mountain goat excrement and believe in imaginary countries.
As a result of his supreme visage and presence, the Shroogi naturally commands respect and admiration from those around him, however, at times, the occasional lazy-eyed zagroosi mountain goat might try to rebel against his master (the Shroogi) but luckily, he is extremely efficient in exterminating such rodents and has realized that the most efficient way to get rid of such creatures is by using a special kind of gas.
Oliver: Oi lad, look! There goes Amir Albazi, the flyweight champion of the UFC!
George: Yeah, I know. He's a real Shroogi.
George: Yeah, I know. He's a real Shroogi.
by SargonOfAkkad June 19, 2024
A special kind of mountain goat. Defining traits of said mountain goat include: frequent schizophrenic episodes and irrational thoughts and beliefs, such as belief in imaginary countries and borders.
This special breed of mountain goat especially is afraid of the following words: Iraq, Iran, Turkey, Syria.
Uttering the aforementioned words to any zagroosi will trigger in them a schizophrenic episode accompanied by extreme heart palpitations, sweating, shaking as well as unintelligible jibber-jabber.
This special breed of mountain goat especially is afraid of the following words: Iraq, Iran, Turkey, Syria.
Uttering the aforementioned words to any zagroosi will trigger in them a schizophrenic episode accompanied by extreme heart palpitations, sweating, shaking as well as unintelligible jibber-jabber.
Kenji: Look at that idiot driving on the wrong side of the road!
Catherine: Just ignore him, he's a zagroosi.
Catherine: Just ignore him, he's a zagroosi.
by SargonOfAkkad June 19, 2024