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yacht clubbing

An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.
Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.

Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!

Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!
by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017
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yachtzee

A dice game played by super-wealthy individuals whereby the winner gets to take possession of the loser's luxury cabin-cruiser.
A variation of yachtzee is a "lower stakes" game that does not offer actual transfer of ownership of an expensive pleasure-craft; it can simply grant the winner borrowing/piloting privileges of the nice boat for a day or other specified period of time. Nor does the game always involve water-based conveyances; it can also be played for the ownership/use/driving-privileges of a limo/luxury-sedan, fancy pickup truck, or other highly-desirable road-vehicle.
by QuacksO December 18, 2017
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Yacoub

An Egyptian name given to someone God-like. They are God-like because they procure the impossible. These God-like people tend to be deemed uncoordinated or challenged, but are still the best in their field.
Oh no! He is going to get embarrassed in the 100m running race. OMG! HE'S A YACOUB!
by poiuytrewqmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaaydh February 22, 2018
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Yacha

A beautiful man - almost as hard to look at as Edward in the Twighlight books because he looks so good. He is brilliant, funny, and crazy athletic. He is gifted and extremely loveable. This boy would have to be the highlight of every party. He will probably steal your girlfriend, but you cannot do anything about it.
Guys
1: What the fuck, does he have diamond skin?

2: No, that's just Yacha

Girls:

1: I just came in my panties, is that Edward Cullen?

2: No, that is Yacha
by TheBadBoy97 November 10, 2018
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Yacha

A russian name spelled in the French form - can be a unisex name.

A beautiful man - almost as hard to look at as Edward in the Twighlight books because he looks so good. He is brilliant, funny, and crazy athletic. He is gifted and extremely loveable. This boy would have to be the highlight of every party. He will probably steal your girlfriend, but you cannot do anything about it.
Girls:

1: I just came in my panties, is that Edward Cullen?

2: No, that is a Yacha
by xTheOne1 November 10, 2018
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Yahur

A word that only cryps thats Relatively To many people.
“You a blood” *kills blood* Yahur
by YahurFamousCrypBlufaceFreeTayK February 10, 2019
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yachit

Yachit is a short fat boy. At first glance people look at him with pure disgust and pity but once they get to know him they find out that hes an adventure of a boy hes a genius and is able to get out of any situation. He rarely gets stressed. He always finds a solution to any problem.
We just need Yachit around and he'll be able to get us out of this situation
by gotw132 February 23, 2019
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