Mexican Yoghurt

1. Jizz; semen.

2. The jizz filled sample of yoghurt mixed by Mr. A. Garcia in New Mexico and given to a shopper in a grocery store on January 25, 2011, making both Mr. Garcia and the yoghurt sample temporarily famous on The Smoking Gun, etc.

Woman: "Damn, this recipe calls for a tablespoon of plain yoghurt and we ran out yesterday."

Man: "Can you use Mexican yoghurt?"

by le chacal February 27, 2011

White Yoghurt

Slang term for sperm (rhyming skill you motherfucker).

Awh man she got his white yoghurt all over her skirt.

by Effervescence August 10, 2013

Sausage Yoghurt

Other term used to describe the male ejaculate.

My girlfriend asked me for a pearl necklace but I missed and got sausage yoghurt all over her face and in her eyes.

by NikNakNoo June 25, 2015

frozen yoghurt

it means klomp is a fat cunt who has a small old hairy 1 cm chodus

Choo said to mcknob, gee that frozen yoghurt is just like klomp

by Da Haer May 14, 2017

Expired Yoghurt

Sperm

- I fed the chickens with Expired Yoghurt and they went from 5-6 eggs to 13-15 eggs!

by general656 June 16, 2017

Mucky Yoghurt Pot

A dirty old vagina

Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.

by Dr Jewskin83 August 8, 2017

space yoghurt

when you cook hashish into yoghurt

Dude bring some space yoghurt.

by captain here! August 30, 2017