Woodabi

A legendary soup that, according to myth, gives awesome power to kick ass to whoever eats it.

Example:
"That punk bitch spent much of his earlier years looking for some Woodabi so he could own some hoes."

by The infamous CooCooCoo January 28, 2004

Wonkatonk

The uncontrollable way explaining intergalactic farts. Man that's hard you know, an i don't mean down stairs either.

Alicia wonkatonked when she was asked to explain the teacher's question.

by TheGirlThatFellTooFast April 7, 2015

Willy wonka😈

Willy Wonka is my daddy. He can ❤️rail❤️ me. I love him, he’s so hot😭

Who’s the best chocolate maker?
That’s willy wonka😈 ofc

by Leoswhore September 7, 2020

pulling a Woodall

when you pretend you’re going to one university when you’re already planning to commit to another and insert yourself into said Facebook group

Person A: I’m waiting for my acceptance to GW but I already got a full ride to Penn state
Person B: so like why are you here
Person C: she’s pulling a Woodall

by flyingcatenigma February 12, 2019

Wooga-booga

A fat ugly female; the opposite of BBW

Look at that wooga-booga over there; she look mighty hungry.

by TheLegrants May 12, 2015

Willie Wonka

A Manic Deppressive, Horny, Drunk, Sex Deprived Old man who cant get pussy from a decent woman over the age of 18.
Willie is also the last know Slave owner owning over 300 Leprocon/Black Midget mutts known as the Umpa-Lumpa

Willie Wonka didnt save those damn umpas from Umpa Land, He's Breeding them in The Factory basement. Don't call me a liar ive seen it!

by Big Trigg July 30, 2006

Willy Wonka

noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;

1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.

2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman. *Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*

3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.

4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will hot be tight in that region.

"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"

"What happened?!"

"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"

"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"

by cavalico April 8, 2009