An emotion one feels which lies somewhere between smashing one's own computer hardware and smashing one's own head against the wall.
(Windows has stopped working due to an unexpected, unrecoverable, and unknown error)..."Fucking windows"
(Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to do that?)..."YES! Fucking windows"
(Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to do that?)..."YES! Fucking windows"
by b1nary.atr0phy February 3, 2012
Get the fucking windows mug.Probably the only fast and stable OS Microsoft has ever made. Windows 2000 (aka: Win2k) is based on the NT 5.0 kernel and is the predecessor to Windows XP, it's obese cousin.
Win2k will run almost all software made for WinXP, but since M$ wants your money, they have begun to intentionally cripple software to only work under WinXP, eg; Windows Media Player 10.
Win2k will run almost all software made for WinXP, but since M$ wants your money, they have begun to intentionally cripple software to only work under WinXP, eg; Windows Media Player 10.
Being both fast and stable, this was contrary to Microsoft's commitment to bloated and buggy software, so Windows XP was released to address the issues with Windows 2000.
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by Choo-Choo McGrew August 7, 2007
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GuyNum2: Yeah, it's the reason I'll be using Windows 8 for the next year or so.
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Because of all the fixes that were done for it in Windows 98 it has all of its creases ironed out. It is the best OS that I have and ever will work with. I still have a 98.2 that has been running since before 2000. I haven’t even needed to turn it off it just runs. I will go up to it and browse the web and run programs and it dose just fine. It works great for a simple at home computer that doesn’t have a lot of power. If you want a server I would recommend Windows 2000 or something like Redhat
Because of all the fixes that were done for it in Windows 98 it has all of its creases ironed out. It is the best OS that I have and ever will work with. I still have a 98.2 that has been running since before 2000. I haven’t even needed to turn it off it just runs. I will go up to it and browse the web and run programs and it dose just fine. It works great for a simple at home computer that doesn’t have a lot of power. If you want a server I would recommend Windows 2000 or something like Redhat
“Wow your still running 98”
“Nope”
“What?”
“I’m running Windows 98.2”
“What the hells the difference?”
“It works a hell lot better”
“Nope”
“What?”
“I’m running Windows 98.2”
“What the hells the difference?”
“It works a hell lot better”
by Notcarter January 7, 2009
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Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.
Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.
Kloo Shanko: "Ma'am, the operating system doesn't affect the size of the screen."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."
by Yams August 4, 2007
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