whomper

Automotive accessory installed by very stupid, anti-social, greasy-haired Pachuco boys in their cars. They do this for two reasons. First, it annoys decent people. Second, it will make them deaf as a post, and liberal politicians can offer Pachukes yet another entitlement, free hearing aids paid for by YOU and YOUR taxes.

The greasy-haired Pachuco cruised through the neighborhood with his whompers blasting.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

angry whopper

grudge fucking a fat girl.

A fat girl at a party cock blocked me because she wanted me. So the next day I gave her an angry whopper in a gas station bathroom and never spoke to her again.

by othello69 April 4, 2010

whoppertunity

an opportunity to be that which you are-LOVE

A friend said to me once - I envy the whoppertunities you're about to have. She insisted she'd said 'opportunities' but I heard whoppertunities.

Today's world holds infinite whoppertunities.

by Mary Hayhoe December 10, 2004

Whooger

A person who never feels completely satisfied with what they do in and with their life. (woo-grr)

There's four types of people in this world...dicks, pussies, assholes, and whoogers.

by Chase Dorset December 3, 2006

whoopee

A slang term used first thing in the morning after a party when a yellow stain is discovered on the floor.

Aww man, whoopee on the floor?

by Murph March 31, 2004

whopper

A word used to describe a not so attractive person, or a person with a bit of a geeky personality.

" He's such a whopper"
" Seen that whopper, He spends all day on the computer"

by Gladders April 2, 2008

whopper

A black woman with blonde pubes. The pubes can be a result of dying, bleaching or genetics.

I went down on Jamiqua and ate that whopper!

by david January 22, 2005