Someone who tries to incorporate their own self into another person's story or post on the internet.
on twitter
person1: my car just broke down!
web weaver: MY CAR BROKE DOWN TOO THE OTHER DAY BUT IT WAS REALLY EXPENSIVE AND OMG IT SUCKED #BADDAYS
person1: my car just broke down!
web weaver: MY CAR BROKE DOWN TOO THE OTHER DAY BUT IT WAS REALLY EXPENSIVE AND OMG IT SUCKED #BADDAYS
by Melyanna May 12, 2013
To saran wrap a room in a fashion resembling that of a spider web. When complete, lines of shaving cream are put on each strand of saran wrap to give it that silky look, which would also make it more of a pain to clean up.
by Tanzola October 12, 2011
When a girl catches a load in her eye, and then blinks to create a spider-web like effect from the semen! -noun-
by sandflea* January 02, 2009
The majority if the internet is found here. This can easily be accessed by using the Tor browser and unlike what most people sag, this is not run by "evil cults", " pedophiles" or homicidal maniac. The reputation is an example of how much power the government has as people believe that without laws people have no morals, which is equally bullshit as one who bases their morality off of the bible or quaron. The deep web is where the dankest an most most edgy of us lie, also there is actually a fully operating fixed version of YouTube here. If you really follow the laws because of surveillance and fear if punishment then you are one pussy ass bitch who lacks a moral compass. Be a good person for the sake of a good person, do not let the government determine YOUR modality. Tor is the Ring of Gyges, wear it as a moral example of humanity. The people control the deep web, and if evil is found here then the people get rid of it, for example most people on the deep web do not want drug deals or child porn on the web, and they will take down those sites when needed. The deep web is here because the main web failed when it succumbed to marketing and surveillance.
You can not find mystery boxes on the deep web, those YouTube videos are bullshit. The YouTube channel called "chills" is also bullshit.
by Caye_Daws December 19, 2018
an online advertising technique in which a page or email contains an image that is specifically tailored to your message. when the advertiser sees that your personal image has been requested by your computer, the advertiser knows you opened the page. then your email address becomes more valuable, because it's been confirmed as a real person.
the "increase cock size!!" spam had two web bugs in it, but I didn't see them because I don't use Microsoft Outlook
by claire danes July 06, 2003
A class that you dick around in
by Slickdick November 23, 2015