lil wayne

A shitty ass rapper who is very recurring and simple from N.O

1-Yo that nigga lil wayne sucks
2-Church

by Militaryman24 April 3, 2008

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wayne rooney

He's Fat
He's Bald
He Likes his women old!
its Wayne Rooney
its Wayne Rooney

hes fat
hes scouse
hell fukin rob your house
its wayne rooney

hes near
hes far
hell fukin steal yer car
its wayne rooney

hes fat
hes red
hell take yer gran to bed
its wayne rooney

he fat
she's scum
he's probably shagged your mum
wayne rooney
wayne rooney

hes fat
hes round
he bounces up and down
its wayne rooney

he shot
he missed
he must be f **kin pissed

wayne rooney wayne rooney
wayne rooney is a virgin
he's never used his d**k
he w**ks in the shower
and sleeps in his own sick
he throws up to the left
and he throws up to the right
and he couldn't pulla bird
if he tried all f*****g night

Build a brothel
Build a brothel
Put Wayne Rooney on the Top
A load of Grannies in the middle
and he'll shag the fucking lot!!!!!!!!

hell be coming round the mountain with a gun
Cos Rooney shagged her Nanna up the bum
He got himself a hooker
Who knew a red nosed fucker
Now fat bastard playing for the scum!!"

wayne rooney is a dirty red scum
wayne rooney is fat

by lee_23 slimmings March 4, 2005

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Wayer

Office Work Player. A person who flirts with all the girls in the office.

Also, a person who has more than one office wife.

Coworker - Were you just flirting with KK?

Other Coworker - Yeah, she's hot!

Coworker - Dawg, how many office wives you got?

Other Coworker - Five, I think.

Coworker - You are such a wayer.

by Vovalicious October 18, 2008

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Lil' Wayne

1. One of the many reasons why teenagers do drugs.

2. A person whose dreadlocks make him look incredibly smelly and in need of a shower, desperately.

3. Someone who sings/raps/talks (whatever the hell Lil Wayne does) like a cat with 30 coat hangers stuck in his throat, the majority of which have been in your mothers no-no spot.

4. Somebody who probably has their Xbox Live gamertag something along the lines of "x420Weed4Lyfe420x"

5. Someone that makes you question whether their speaking English or not because their "more gooder grammar" makes you want to gouge your own eyes out and squeeze limes into the cavities of which they used to be in.

"Yo, you wanna Lil' Wayne it up with me and smoke some an obscene amount of weed?"

"DUDE take a shower, you're starting to Lil' Wayne."

"Wow stop singing dude, your voice is Lil' Wayne."

"Wow, I came over your house to play Xbox with you, and your gamertag is THAT Lil' Wayne?! I'm leaving."

2nd Grade English Teacher - "I'm sorry, but I had to give your grammar quiz an F."

You - "Ay, yo, why?"

English Teacher - "Because you're Lil' Wayne."

by xxFarmingtonxx October 22, 2010

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