Water Waffle

The brown mixture created from a failed attempt at a waffle stomp, wherein the drain is either already clogged, or becomes clogged as a result of doodoo compactification.

Sean's attempt at waffle stomping the drain in the men's locker room was thwarted. His pubes from shaving an hour earlier had completely clogged the drain, resulting in a massive water waffle. The other members of the gym were not amused.

by Krobus090 January 6, 2017

Warrior Cute

Someone who is fearless, strong and skilled and could beat you up., But is cute and has dimples.

after her mudrun... "you look warrior cute"

by RedGnome August 18, 2017

Water Croutons

Like bread which is hard then given a fancy name: croutons.
Water which is hard (ice), then given a fancy name: Water Croutons.

"I'll have the soup du jour; Whiskey and Water Croutons"

by BrianWoolsey March 3, 2019

water gun

a thing that you can use to spray liquid at people (nobody said it had to be water 👿)

I give water guns full of cat piss to children

by Subtochaoticcoops November 29, 2022

Wank Warrior

A Professional wanker, one who claims to be a master or warrior of wanking,

"All Tom from myspace does all day is masturbate, he must be a Wank Warrior."

by ColbyA.K.A.C-Pimpin December 13, 2008

special water bottle

A flask, containing alcohol; more often than not (if at all).

"Daddy's special water bottle" -Homer Simpson.

by M0T0RH3D November 1, 2007

Fifa Warrior

Noun: Someone who religiously plays Fifa, but has never kicked an actual soccer ball. Thus, when they are not wasting their time playing Fifa, they are talking about how good certain players are, and acting like they have a comprehension of the game, when in fact they don't.

John: I love Christiano Ronaldo because he has 95 speed and 98 kick power.
Will: What the fuck are you talking about?
Jim: He doesn't know what he's talking about, he's a typical Fifa Warrior.

by poopgo November 16, 2011