White girl wasted

Lifestyle Flashy phrase meaning to get very drunk and make dumb decisions. Most commonly applied to guys, in ironic fashion.

Yo, does Brian have a lampshade on his head? He is white girl wasted.

by H24E April 24, 2011

filthy wasted

Wasted in the most extreme sense of the word. When one becomes filthy wasted he/she will do and say things that they would never dream of doing sober. You will also admit to things that you are ashamed of! Girls will want to slap bitches and then make out with 'em and guys will want to kill a nigga!

"I have never seen Allie get that filthy wasted! She even admitted to the time she let John put it in her ass!"

by sherbear January 3, 2006

Fazzi Wasted

Being blatantly drunk walking around to everyone and just saying stupid shit. Losing shoes, breaking hearts and burning people with your cigarettes is just a couple actions needed to be "Fazzi Drunk." The best time to get Fazzi wasted is all the time, Tuesday morning, why not?

Its tuesday morning, and we ain't shit to do. Im going to get you Fazzi Wasted.

by eddiejeee August 25, 2013

cock wasted

Its when a man experiences a great orgasm, one that can be remembered for a long time.

John: Man, last night I hooked up with this blonde at the bar
Mike: yeah? What happened?
John: I got cock wasted big time, it was one of the best orgasms I ever had in weeks!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

white trash wasted

to get severely inebriated; drunk.

Bob, " Are we doing anything tonight?"
Tom," We're getting white trash wasted."
Bob, "Oh man!!"

by broseph g December 2, 2009

Black Bitch Wasted

When white people go out and get really fucked up

Let's get black bitch wasted.
Oh gggggirrrrlllll you know it!

by MoistTowelette January 31, 2015

nog wasted

when you have consumed so much egg nog, that you become absolutely smashed. you become extremely giddy and laugh about almost anything. people are known to be extremely generous when they are in a nog wasted state. one can become nog wasted by having egg nog in a full glass (equal amount of nog and milk) or by taking shots (more nog less milk, in a shot glass.) for the experienced nogger, it will take about 10 shots of nog to become nog wasted

that nog goblin has never been as nog wasted as he is now

by noggoblin95 December 21, 2010