A derivative from HAWTALTA. Hot Walter is used on messageboards by supreme internet snobs to make fun of noobs who still use the HAWTALTA term because it is so 2003.

Also is used sometime in spoken language by those who don’t know how to pronounce HAWTALTA

Internet use:
ID10T: OMG Look at this, Cool thing
N00b: HAWTALTA
Sn0b: Don’t you mean Hot Walter.

Conversation use:
Person 1: J-Lo is such a slut
Person 2: Hot Walter!

Hot Walter by Drunkface Kelley. June 24, 2004

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The Walter Matthau Mouth

The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.

Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!

My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!

The Walter Matthau Mouth by captain jeff January 30, 2008

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Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area

That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010

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Jean Walter Scot

An early 1900's American author. Son of Polish immigrants. Known for his socio-anarchist views and ideas. Born in 1899 and died in 1948 at the age of 49. He garnered a very small following for his strong socialistic views and opposition to US occupation in the European theater of war during WWII.

Dang, you're kicking socialist like jean walter scot!

Jean Walter Scot by AmLitGal September 9, 2010

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