Walking Abortion

Someone who is so profoundly ignorant that you feel they should have been aborted at birth, yet they still walk the earth today.

That guy Joe is the literal definition of a walking abortion

by PickleSniffer69 July 16, 2021

homie walk

Originated by Jesus Christ of Nazereth. He was walking on water. HE walked up the front of the wave and back down the backside of the wave. After 4 or 5 waves it became its own walk. HIS boys in the boat were amazed, thought it was so cool they shared the story via charades. Over the years became known as the "homie walk" aka pimpwalk. All the homies think they're cool but they really stole it from Jesus.

Look at that gangsta walking like he is hard! He's trying to do the homie walk

by SecondGlance February 12, 2014

Voodoo Walk

Being off a mix of script drugs (such as percs, lean, and xanax) and stumbling but remaining upright. Similar to a “Mud Walk”

Shakewell: Damn bro... that shit gave me the voodoo walk
Germ: fax nigga them percies bussin

by Supersoundcloud June 8, 2021

Keg walk

A seemingly easy opponent and game that should have been won by the favorite team, but was a trap game and therefore won by the underdog. A “cake walk” (easy win for the favorite) gone wrong.

Dwight (big steelers fan): “this game against the Bengals is a keg walk!”

Friend: “what is a ‘keg walk?’”

Dwight: it’s a “cake walk.” Steelers will crush them.

— Steelers lose to the lowly Bengals —

Friend: “that will forever be known as a ‘keg walk’”

by DaveA1981 December 21, 2020

grudge walk

While one has cum on their chest/stomach they walk in a way where the cum does not drip off of them on the way to the bathroom or to find a towel.

I came on my stomach and had to grudge walk to the bathroom to clean up.

by Blake Bigler March 13, 2020

walking cigar

A person who smells like smoke because of someone else's smoking habits. This condition is so bad that you can smell it from halfway across a school! The "walking cigar" is usually a fat person, which is why he is called the walking cigar and not the walking cigarette. He usually has no friends but still thinks he is cool. You will probably inhale some third degree smoke, so you'd better stay away from the walking cigar.

Guy 1: Eww can you smell that?!
Guy 2: Man, I think it's Jordan again, he's a walking cigar!

by *THAT* one guy April 20, 2014

walking boner

Horny beyond belief and wanting to fuck anything that moves.

I'm soo horny, I feel like a walking boner!

by mookie's zj June 23, 2011