valent

short for "valentine" aka "cupid" basically this is a guy who can help you through a tough breakup or anything like that. typically tends to be surrounded by more girls than guys. might give the impression that hes, but in no way is, gay. Great friend to both sexes when in a private or serious situation but can act out in public. might sometimes interest girls but not too much.

girl: thanks for helping me get over Jeff, your a great valent

by vortexwolf13 October 9, 2011

Bobs and vagene

When a indian man tries to get nudes from a woman he often misspells it or says it like this. It can cause confusion and that’s why he doesn’t often get the photos he wanted. Don’t trust a man who says this.

*This post is not meant to be racist*

*In an indian accent* “Hello can I see bobs and vagene?” “Hello, you are very beautiful woman I want to see your bobs and vegene too”

by I PostedThat July 5, 2018

nick valensi

Guitarrista muy hermoso de los Strokes... que es una banda genial que recién ahora se está escuchando en latinoamérica

I CAN'T WRITE IN ENGLISH!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW!!! hehe... in ARGENTINA we love the strokes

by Dani Argentina April 23, 2004

valentines day

In mafia slang, it is the day when executions are to be carried out.

See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.

Some guy: It's Valentines day. I'm taking my wife to dinner.

Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.

by Slunjan August 13, 2008

Valentine's Day Porridge

Semen, ejaculate, jizzum, spooge, spunk, ceiling spackle, cum.

Come over here and get your Valentine's Day porridge, dear.

by Ezekial Dantes July 6, 2010

Valenwood

Valenwood is home of the Bosmer, or Wood Elf, in the Elder Scrolls V Skyrim. Valenwood is a very densly packed coastal country of forests in the south-western area of Tamriel. Due to the many trees in Valenwood not many imperial roads cut though the country but the ones maintained are mainly used by travelers and the Thalmor's High Elves since the Summerset Isles, home of the High Elf, are just off the coast of Valenwood.

Traveler: I need supplies for a long journy
Merchant: Where're you goin'
Traveler: Valenwood, to learn from the Bosmer
Merchant: Have a safe travel!

by BlueHuskeyDawg August 1, 2012

Valencian Community

It's a region on the Spanish East Coast. It's highly known because of it's great beaches and tourist sights. It's got it's own laguage apart from Spanish which is Valencian. Catalans claim that Valencian is a dialect of Catalan, but most Valencians are anoyed about this because historically it's never been the same although it's got many things in common. The most tipical Valencian dish is Paella and the most tipical drink is Ortxata. People here tend to be quite fun and cheerful. As opposed to other regions in Spain which also have other laguages, people in Valencia tend to be very proud of their local land and also of their country. Fallas is the most important and famous "Fiestas" or in Valencian "Festes". These celebrations consist in burning large statues made throughout the year, these are burnt on the 19th of March on Saint Joseph's Day. From the 1st to the 19th of March people throw fireworks and attend firework displays like the Mascletà in the regional capital of Valencia. The city of Valencia is the third biggest city in Spain after Madrid and Barcelona.

Where's Valencia
In the Valencian Community

What can you do there?
You can...
Can you tell me in Valencian?
Si clar, el dia 19 de Març es pot vore l'última "Mascletà" de l'any i a més a més també es pot veure la "Cremà" que és de la nit del 19 al 20 de Març, fi del dia de Sant Josep.

by eddy97mix June 5, 2015