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confuso-vision

Used to describe a style of film making that relies on several jump cuts a second to cover up the fact that said film has a terrible script and/or actors. Inevitably said film will be a massive commercial success and continue to contribute to the plethora of crap that passes for blockbuster hollywood films today.
Directed by Michael Bay in Confuso-Vision

Fast & Furious 10 - see it in 3D Confuso-Vision!
by Urban Ninja October 22, 2012
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Tick Vision

how everything looks when your under the influence of marijuana. It looks like everything is ticking in super speed in the direction your turning.
i smoked a blunt, and started seeing in tick vision
by vizzzyy May 28, 2010
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Camera vision

What reptilians have.
Is his camera vision heat sensitive?
by Solid Mantis July 6, 2018
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testicle visions

Testicle visions where guys have sensations in balls and has trouble focusing, so doing simple things like reading or interacting become difficult
Damn. These testicle visions really messed me up on that test.
by AManWhotellsnolies May 30, 2014
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Block Vision

A term used for showing alert and having awareness. When you are posted on the block (Block as in Life itself), you watch everything and never get caught lacking.
How did you let her cheat on you?

You don't have any Block Vision!

Where Is Your Block Vison? You Scared?
by Jimmyflame April 18, 2016
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Engineer Vision

The phenomena that occurs when a male engineer is forced to look at below average women for extended periods of time. The regular scale that is applied to women is generally multiplied by .7 to receive their actual rating.
Engineer 1: "Hey man look at the fox, she's a total ten!"

Engineer 2: "Ya she gives me one hard renob."

Regular Person: "Boys she's a generous six; quit looking through your Engineer Vision."
by BinMucker February 4, 2014
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HD Vision

That guy is acting like he has HD Vision & I'm talking about high & drunk vision!
by Tammara Elizabeth0193 November 27, 2019
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