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Football Twitter

Football Twitter is a section of twitter that consists of people with names such as “PogbaSZN” or “SalahSkills”. It’s full of people calling each other Nonces , Virgins , Gay and more.
There are 4 sides to FT :
Side 1 - People with football Avis talking about football
Side 2-People showing there faces

Side 3- People with rapper profile pics to try and leave FT , even though they only interact with FT.
Side 4- The cringe kids who spam agendes , never watch games and be racist , sexist etc .
All in all , it’s an amazing part of twitter , we may have our flaws , but so does everyone else , in the end it’s a tightnit community of virgins , and I wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️
Football Twitter- a large group of football accounts talking shit to each other with a few ones actually talking about football

“Dave , I’m gutted”
“Why?”
“LacazetteSZN , called me a virgin”
Sorry mate

*The year is 2089*
“Hey Billy , what was your best online experience?”
“FT , for sure , bunch of nice guys”
“Sound mate”
by FT LAD March 18, 2019
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FT Twitter

Football Twitter, full of stupendous dubs and virgins simping 15 year olds. Giving kpop stans an L.
Did you see what he put on twitter?
Yeah that guy runs FT twitter
by CityFT January 2, 2020
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titterlize

To titterlize is the modern tantalizing art in which you caress or fondle your female partner's breast to stimulate her arousal.

The word was found as a spelling error on Facebook, mistaken or misspelled for "titillate". The word was given meaning and mastered by two punky sexual pioneers whose names are not known. But they doin' all right.
"Titterlize your girl before getting it in with her and the both of you will have nothing but nice words for each other after the deed is done."

"That girl's tits are perf! Shaped by the Norse gods to be titterlized! She'd want to marry me after I'm done titterlizing her!"
by kllzbb August 25, 2013
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Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.
Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.
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Twitter Alter Ph

Pervert Online Community

Portal for Sex Videos , Nude Pictures & Online Prostitution
by Dr. Philip Tash November 14, 2020
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twitter

I think that Lewis Black said it best, "Where do you get the massive ego to think that anybody gives a shit what you're doing
Retarded Person: I'm gonna go on twitter
Normal Person takes out a double barreled shotgun and rids the world of another huge ego
by homediggitizzle February 23, 2011
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Twitter Bang

Hooking up with someone who you've spoken less than 140 words to.
Sarah: How did you meet Rafael?

Jenn: At some random friend-of-a-friends' party. I'm not sure even how we ended up in bed. We pretty much met over brunch the next morning.

Sarah: Sounds like a twitter bang!
by santa clothes May 2, 2009
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