The act of a man shitting on a woman, while she is in the crab walk position, then he then beats off on the shit. After he sits down to eat it.
by Ra'':aquel May 26, 2008
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When a girls ass defies gravity by resembling a table top. Can be catagorized by size. Ex: breakfast-nook ass/ Nook-ass, 4-seater, 8-seater, banquet-sized.
Dammmmmn, if that girls table top ass gets any bigger she is gonna have to add another leg to hold that shit up!
by blondiemclicious February 6, 2012
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She'll do any man, any way, any time. She's like a bitch under the kitchen table waiting for some scraps to fall.
by Jez Me September 25, 2010
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otherwise known as a total bruh moment
otherwise known as a total bruh moment
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To come to closure on a topic that has been discussed and debated to death.
Note - Used most effectively in conjunction with the actual action of slapping a table.
To come to closure on a topic that has been discussed and debated to death.
Note - Used most effectively in conjunction with the actual action of slapping a table.
After going round and round on a topic, one of the board members said "For God sakes, will someone please just Slap the Table!"
by Dr Ock February 12, 2008
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