Trumpetting

(Verb); To Trumppet - The fine art of continuously promoting yourself despite obvious shortcomings. More than just "blowing your own horn", it's a unique combination of bravado, bullshit, and incompetence.

Donald really fucked up this time, but all that trumpetting shows just what a true ass-hat he REALLY is!!

by JazzGuy-NH March 27, 2020

Trumpet 2020

A Word To Make Fun Of Or Mock Trump Supporters

Trumpet 2020...In A Grave Lol

by That Atheist Lesbian November 1, 2020

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by MichaelJacksonsHehe November 10, 2020

Trumpeepee

When you fart and a bit of pee comes out.

It was a shame i had to leave the party early...I did a trumpeepee

by Stinky Uh Oh November 23, 2020

Trumpet gremlin

One who plays trumpet just to show off; tryhard

Person 1: Wow he's such a try-hard on trumpet.
Person 2: I know right, such a trumpet gremlin.

by 7z7z7ko November 23, 2022

Porridge Trumpet

Manhood, Penis, Cock, Tallywacker, Hampton,

"She slid up and down his Porridge Trumpet!"

by Raffandjeff February 21, 2009

low trumpet

an unpleasant or rude person. Especially someone who doesn't realize just how obnoxious they truly are.

See that Brown student over there? The one telling everyone how he spent a semester at Harvard and how number theory is pretty much the best thing ever? He's a low trumpet if I ever saw one.

by Baba Gaga June 3, 2010