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80 Proof Tears

When a seemingly depressing event happens to individual who drank a significant amount of alcohol and begins to cry tears with an alchohol content of %40.
Bearer of bad news: "Russ, your dog just died."

Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!

Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.
by foosman February 25, 2010
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tearing ass

acting/moving in a terribly hurried, aggressive manner; recklessly but sufficiently performing/completing a task; hauling ass
Yeah these guys are really tearing ass through that guitar solo.

The convict escaped and the police providing resistance watched him tear ass across the penitentiary's front lawn.
by KhaimelioN January 24, 2007
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teary

Something very stupid that brings about laughter
"Are you a Clippers fan?"... Pete

"Yea"...Ericc

"Ur fuccin teary"...Pete
by killa20 November 8, 2009
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tear up

Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.
by Guru Voodoo July 23, 2008
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Orgasmic Tears

Is when you have an orgasm and its so good that you start crying. cause its so intense.
and it feels like time stops, and its so quit and peaceful,
Talk about Orgasmic tears, that was sooo intense ;)
by Naakis April 15, 2007
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tear you a new one

Among the highest degrees of complete ownage, to tear someone a new asshole is to either physically or verbally beat the living fuck out of an opponent or his or her arguments.
Jon: I'm so much bettter than everyone.

Me: Is that before or after I tear you a new one? Let's see...together with your girl parts, that'll give you three
by Way to go, douchefag! July 16, 2009
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Tear Drop

When a guy is jacking off and he cums and it gets her right below the eye and it runs down her face like tear drops.
Man my woman looked like she was crying last night, why becuase i gave her a tear drop.
by Soultaker5 November 17, 2006
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