glucose tolerance test

A four-letter word: hell. Doctors usually order this if you're at risk for diabetes. You are forced to fast prior to the test which can last up to five hours and your blood is taken every half hour.

I can only work part-time tomorrow because I have a glucose tolerance test tomorrow. If the test comes back and says I have diabetes, then I'm probably screwed.

by The Real Driller May 19, 2022

"Cuss"tomer

A customer that makes you want to say not nice words, but you can't because you're at work.

I had a long day at work. Enough "cuss"tomers for one lifetime.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 2, 2022

laugh tolerance

When you would’ve laughed so hard at something but now your reformed and your out of rehab and you don’t laugh as much; you still find the thing that you were laughing at equally funny, but you don’t physically laugh as much anymore.

Old me: MPFFTTTT LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY ROFL
Reformed me: *slight chuckle* ha. That’s cool, but I am building a laugh tolerance.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan May 2, 2023

Eye lyek toortels

Pronunciation: eye-like-toor-telz
Used to break an awkward silence or to let people know how much you like turtles and how bad you are at spelling. See I like turtles.

John: Hey Bob what are you doing
Bob: Jacking Off
*Le awkward silence*
Bob: Eye lyek toortels

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi January 13, 2016

fresher's tolerance

a temporary increase in alcohol tolerance coupled with a temporary decrease in the amount of sleep required to function, experienced during fresher's week of university

person 1: "how are you surviving? we've been plastered everyday and only had 7 hours sleep this whole week"
person 2: "fresher's tolerance, innit?"

by frackinhell August 27, 2016

Doing a Toeran

Disappearing for a prolonged amount of time without a trace. ( Alternatively saying you will be right back in 5 minutes and disappearing for the entire day.)

God damnit, Aiden's 'Doing a Toeran'.

by Big_Boi_Hoffy July 11, 2018

Full Time Toker

A person who frequently partakes in the smoking of cannabis, Usually by smoking through a bong or a pipe. Some people like to smoke it with tobacco in what's called a 'joint'.

oh look over there its Billy the 'Full Time Toker'. John from across the road is a 'Full Time Toker', you can just smell the aroma.

by GackyBuckets December 3, 2019