tongue punch your fart box 

rim job/licking anus
joke is property of daniel tosh

your mom wants me to tongue punch your fart box

tongue punch your fart box by TootyFruities September 22, 2016

Tongue ring

Admission or outright advertisement that you will perform oral sex on just about anyone. If a guy has a tongue ring, a dick has most certainly been in his mouth.

Johnny: Did you hear Trent got his tongue pierced?
Brad: Dude, he's got a tongue ring? I didn't know he went fag.

Tongue ring by GGAllin25 October 17, 2014

Tongue Taint

That piece of skin (Frenum) that connects the bottom of your tongue to your lower jaw

I have this new tongue ring in and my tongue taint is killing me.

Tongue Taint by RL & DG April 25, 2008

tongue fried

1) when a person fellates (performs oral sex on) another person so fast that thier tongue becomes burned or "fried" from all the friction.

2) during fellatio the recipient grabs the performer by the ears or the back of the head and begins violently controlling the act to the point that the performer's tongue gets a friction burn.

1) "last night i was giving head so fast that i got tongue fried."

2) "i was going down on this guy last night and suddenly he grabbed me by my ears and started moving my head so fast that now i'm all tongue fried."

tongue fried by paul kicks ass October 2, 2009

tongue laxative 

alcohol

Damn Johnny been hittin them tongue laxatives hard tonight, hes talking shit to all the bitches

tongue laxative by bigun55654 December 14, 2012

tongue jab 

It's a form of jab performed into a vagina or dirt box using your tongue

"I tongue jabbed that bitches pussy"

tongue jab by Dharvtko February 26, 2014

tongue milking 

licking cow nipples aggressively

I was watching porn involving tongue milking.

tongue milking by buttfucked666 January 17, 2015