Tegany

A word for when something is so beautiful that looking away spontaneously sets your eyes ablaze

“Bro my girlfriend was looking so Tegany today my eyes burn” - bro 1
“I can tell bro your eyelids are burnt to a crisp and your eyelashes are gone” - bro 2
“I need to look at her again or get some water to put this out” - bro 1
“I’ve got some water if you need it” - bro 2
“Thanks bro” - bro 1
“Gotchu bro” - bro 2

by Tegan’s Man January 18, 2025

toetanic

these toes are fucked up
man. either they gone or acting retarded

damn i stubbed my toe cutting flap meat for tank top dude in the dirty ass
wife beater. feels like the toetanic all over again

as the toetanic was sinking, a trio of rusty trombone players played the song of their demise.

by Dodingo February 11, 2026

Tongan Tetherball

Verb/Action. One man stands, his balls dangling from a surface while erect. Two or more people then stand around his balls, and smack the living shit out of them (as if they’re playing tetherball). The first person to make the man cum or pass out wins!

Bro, my hand is sweaty from Tongan Tetherball!

by gv_86 February 14, 2026

Tegan

the sweetest, kindest women you will ever meet. She’s my best friend and i love her more than anything i have ever loved. Love you babygirl💗

Yeah tegan is my best friend, she’s so sweet.

by molly&rocky December 1, 2025

Dirty Taegan

When a male partner is terrible at sexual inter course so the female has to fake it, but he still acts as though he was the best she ever had.

“Lauren, I’m telling you he pulled a full out dirty taegan on me last night!”

by shroomhead69 June 30, 2020

https.thegang

A rude person whos very young on tiktok,but very smart considering their age and often gets into online arguments,very sad person and goes by dai/them,often changes pronouns and confused about their gender,but their taken,sorry :)

"Hey! Do you know https.thegang?"
"That person? Yeah I recently got into an argument with them,I lost."
"Aw man that sucks,I like their tiktok content though"

by deathwillcomeuponyouall October 28, 2020

on thegang

When a woman orgasms she says on the gang

On thegang! On thegang!

by H2theE 2themfG August 26, 2022