Titty burglar

A women who gets surgery on her tittys to look exactly identical to another women's titty

"That whore jescia is nothing but a big fat titty burglar"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Raining Titties

(v.) The act of a woman's breasts exiting the brazier and entering anywhere on the body (normally hands and/or mouth) of the significant other.

Bob: "Hey, man, how was last night with Sheila?"
Bill: "Let's put it this way, it was raining titties!"

by Screwy McFuck May 13, 2013

Pitty Titties

When yo girl has boob sweat and they smell like body odor from your armpits...Pitty Titty

Damn bro, I was hooking up with Michaela and started sucking her titties before I had to stop because she had Pitty Titties...she got pissed I couldn't continue as I told her to take a shower.

by uncle druuuu September 1, 2020

titty-lingus

The act of manipulating the nipples of a large breasted woman with your mouth and tongue to achieve sexual arousal of said woman.

Carl’s mom loves it when I perform titty-lingus on her after Carl goes to bed.

by 360 Motor December 7, 2022

titty knickers

1) A brasserie
2) Stockers for your Knockers
3) Cradle for your wonder twins
4) Sanctum for your sweater puppies

Did you hear about Victoria Secrets' new promotion?

No. What is it?

Their new titty knickers line makes your tatas look proper.

by dnkykong00 November 6, 2011

nipple titties

When your nipples are so large they engulf the breasts they lay upon.

Damn. That bitch got nipple titties for sure. I feel like pizza.

by Doodred September 17, 2016

titty cat

A historical medical phenomenon which a female’s titties proceed to shrivel up and fall off of their chest. In 1476 BC, Egyptian Pharaoh Hatshepsut was the first recorded incident of this monumental moment in a females life. Ancient Egyptian culture introduced the goddess “Titty Kittie,” The goddess who blesses a woman with her presence once a year when she comes by at night to collect the titties that have fallen off a woman’s chest. In exchange for a woman’s titties, the titty kitty leaves a small piece of jewelry on a woman’s night stand along with a more voluptuous set of titties for the woman to wear out over the course of the following year.

My goodness Becky, your titties look phenomenal today! You must have given up your vegan diet because the titty cat finally blessed you with a gorgeous pair of titties.

by Becky Vegan January 16, 2021