Elbow Titty

Brushing up against cleave, accidentally or otherwise.

In line at wal-mart, I got some elbow titty off that hot blonde Shooby lives by.

by ThizzleWizzleGizzle September 24, 2003

Dick Titties

the Scandinavian term for a mans ball sack

Tyler's dick titties are very dark.

Are those dick titties fake?

by Kase Von D September 29, 2012

The Eastern Titty Tickler

You sneak up behind an attractive female with ninja-like skill and pop a feel on her. When she turns around to see who did it, you are already long gone with the use of your ninja reflexes.

I saw a pair a block away, so I had to surprise her with the eastern titty tickler.

by TheBootyofGreatness February 11, 2010

beer and titties

good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances

i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

titty fuck

To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face.

I would like to titty fuck that stanky ass hoe.

by Patrick February 12, 2003

swamp titties

Is a condition where in the females of large girth produce a foul odor because of bad hyiegene around the breast area. Usually accompanied by growths of hair, and acne.

She's really fine.. but damn.. those swamp titties be buzzing!

by MohammedMudSlaP February 14, 2008

titty up

Use your feminine assets to get what you want from the boss.

I had better titty up so I can get my new computer.

by Jomo Mojo January 20, 2009