Slug Toucher

A person who enjoys touching (stroking, poking, fondling etc) slugs (especially really slimy ones).

Slugs being tough-skinned terrestrial mollusks (order Stylommatophora, class Gastropoda) that typically lack a shell and secrete a film of mucus for protection.

Tom: There's a slug on the table
Jack: ooo! *touches slug*
Tom: Eww you're such a slug toucher.

by nonslugtoucher September 24, 2011

playing slug

The act of covering one's self in lotion and rolling around on the floor of one's bathroom.

Guy: dude I really need to relax I'm so stressed out from life right now.
Friend: just go home and play slug, it always helps me get my mind off things.
Guy: I used up all of my lotion playing slug last week though.

by thefistyhampster February 27, 2014

Shit slug

When, after a fresh excretion, one scoots on their butt across any desired surface, leaving a thick trail of shit

Wow Evan was so mad after I shit slugged on the carpet in his condo!!

by Cuckster123456 May 25, 2019

bud slug

A person who cannot make up their mind on which herb to purchase at a medicinal cannabis facility.

Dick- " Uhhhhhhhh.......... Is this OG Kush good? No. Wait. Should I get the Purps? No. Hold on. How about the train wreck? Should I just get that. Or maybe I should just split 5 bucks total."
Dock- " You're backing up the line you bud slug."

by Juan Nutt March 23, 2011

stinky slug

(noun) One who is promiscuous.

"Oh she was such a Stinky Slug on the weekend."

by Stinkylala December 9, 2008

jungle slug

Someone whom has a chode which is hidden by the pubic hair.

Girl: let's have sex
Boy: sure but I have a jungle slug

by Mazom January 2, 2015

Slug in the groceries

Used to describe an undesirable outcome. Also appropriate to describe the act of being struck in the testicles. Analogous with a "kick in the nuts".

Pat: Did you hear about Marc catching the HIV?
Derric: Yea, what a slug in the groceries.

by spieg May 12, 2011