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jack doesn't come out of the box

She says: Don't get married for at least two years. As far as I'm concerned, Jack doesn't come out of the box until the end of the first year.
by dj_shoppie May 28, 2011
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jack! end the beanstalk!

a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny
"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"
by illusionations January 24, 2019
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Jack 18 Call Me The Rizzard Of Oz

Jack 18, Call me the Rizzard of oz, let me work my magic
500k+ subs on yt, side hobby
Is the tinder profile for a famous YouTuber called Chezitoo
Person 1: have you seen Jack 18 call me the Rizzard of oz?

Person 2: oh pointcrow?
by Chezitoes August 28, 2024
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hacking the jackoff

The subtle seduction and concurrent infiltration of the mind of an unscrupulous jerk, to gather the necessary intel to shut him down.
Hacking the jackoff shouldn't be too hard, his mind is shockingly simple, driven entirely by ego gratification and compensation.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2017
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The Jackpot

When someone feels lucky in some area of life. To feel as if you were bestowed with good fortune.
I hit the jackpot when I found my wife/husband, their so amazing!
by Davidangel1 July 24, 2017
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A playful children's song that is actually about getting a blowjob at kennywood before closing time.
Yo I was with Jamie at 9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit.
by afdgh11 March 20, 2017
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the jacker

The jacker is a demon who haunts people during the night and day. The jacker is mainly seen in the woods or in the corner of your room when you least expect it, just like a ordinary demon. His was of tormenting you is buy jacking off butt naked and looking you in the eyes while he does it. Some say they have woken up and he was standing over them while he’s cranking his penis.
I was walking home from the bar last night and I seen the jacker in the woods masturbating... once you look at him he will not leave you alone....
by The needer October 13, 2020
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