Queen Of The West

The Queen Of The West is the most successful and most popular female battle rapper from the west coast. This woman has a multitude of accolades that support the title of her being the Queen Of The West. The Queen Of The West is Coffee Brown.

Coffee Brown is the Queen Of The West.

Queen Of The West by Hcucegv December 29, 2020

The Wiggity 

Much like the famed Higgs Boson, no one is sure where The Wiggity came from, or where he is at any given time. He is easily identified by his unique juxtaposition of plaid and stripes, though sometimes he wears desert camouflage- just for the hell of it (some claim it's to avoid errant drone strikes, others think he just likes the color of sand.) Usually drunk and often high, he's always leaving his sister's graduation or going to it. He doesn't know where to get the good shit, but he's got a dime on that twenty sack. He doesn't believe in guns, but he will strangle you with his shoelaces unless the flunitrazepam works extra fast. He cannot be bought, but he is easily sold. Just don't tell him where he put his beer.

Where's The Wiggity? I dunno, the bathroom or something.

The Wiggity by ifawasawabbit October 7, 2010

The Whole Shabang 

Including everything that will make up the entirety of the main object in question or that will complement it.

ME: I ordered a Big Mac over at McDonald's so i thought to myself, might as well make it a combo.
FRIEND: What's the combo include?
ME: You know, a soda, some french fries, The Whole Shabang!

The Whole Shabang by Mac-n-chose June 8, 2018

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

The Willies 

Like 'The Creeps', The Willies is a feeling that one gets when he/she gets especially nervous. The Willies is not caused by actual fear, but the thought that something scary could happen in the near future. Too, unsettling actions/individuals can bring about The Willies.

Rick: See that guy over there in the gray fedora? He's starting to give me The Willies.

Gene: Yeah, I see where you're coming from. Throughout the show, a few other friends came up to me to express how creepy he is.

The Willies by Diggity Monkeez March 22, 2005

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out 

A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circumstances that the listener doesn't agree with. It comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door would spring closed behind you and hit you on the backside.

"This place stinks. I am too qualified to be here."

"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out by MBA08 March 3, 2007

The Witch's Kiss

When your dick touches the inside of the toilet.

In my haste, I sat down too quickly and before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with the witch's kiss.

The Witch's Kiss by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015