Stoner dot

a small, 3-4mm sized, black dot tattoo, between the thumb and index finger, usually on the left hand. Openly indicating that person uses Marijuana and is approachable about it.

"did you see his hand? he has a stoner dot. I'm gonna ask him if he might smoke a bowl with us"

by D'Mon June 2, 2018

baby stoners

teenagers who have only recently taken up smoking (pot)- not full-blown potheads, but on their way. used either endearingly or scornfully

by lauren September 2, 2003

Stoner Laugh

A distinctive high-pitched squeal of a hyena laugh that only comes about when someone is high. This is completely independent of their regular 'un-high' laugh, and often sounds nothing like it. The more excited a stoner gets, the higher the pitch of the laugh. It is up for debate whether or not it's actually the weed that causes this girl-like giggle, or if it's more of a weed-cultural influence on stoners, much like a dialect or accent. ie. The more people who laugh like this while stoned, the more stoners will adopt said laugh, either consciously or sub-consciously.

My roommate's stoner laugh sounds like a shy Japanese girl watching cartoons while having an orgasm.

by vorpal11 August 11, 2011

intellectual stoner

A dope smoker that claims to feel "calmer and smarter" while smoking dope.

My stoner wife and her blown out friend smoked too much pot and are now discussing pre-colonial commerce. They are quite the intellectual stoners.

by jovato May 12, 2003

the stoner channel

Comedy central is the stoner channel.

I dont call comedy central the stoner channel anymore most of the shows are cheap crap that you cant get a laugh out of no matter how high you are.

by stewfoo January 13, 2005

Stoner Catch

An unexplainable phenomenon. Stoned people seem to be able to call forth ninja reflexes to perform miraculous feats such as moving from being stuck on the couch to saving a bong from teetering off of a table. Many a stoner has been known to be able to snatch a lighter tossed to them from mid-air.

"Dude, we were moving the coffee table and forgot about the huge drink on it that we would have spilled everywhere if she hadn't leapt off the couch and saved it with her stoner catch."

by kaliskaphoenix September 12, 2011

stoner sketti

Sketti that you make when you're too stoned to make regular sketti.

Let's roast a Marley and make stoner sketti tonight!

by therealskeeter October 22, 2006