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five cougars thanks

The catch-cry to any woman with large breasts, or more amusingly, any man with large man boobs.

This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:
Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
Bartender: Yes?
Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)
(Yelled at a fat cricketer who comes on to bat) Five cougars thanks!
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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thanks in advance

The last sentence found in questions asked by most people online. Commonly found in help forums or almost everywhere.

Often looked down upon by others, especially as a first impression.
"Can I get help with this function?

Thanks in advance!"
by Deathspawn February 5, 2010
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Sweet Thang

She knows who she is. =P
shes such a sweet thang. =P
by RoofSmoker June 11, 2003
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aint no thang

by AYB February 20, 2003
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Thanks

Along with other terms such as thank you, ty, thnx, thanx, and tyvm (The latter 3 being used frequently in chatspeak), a way of showing gratitude for a gift or a favor/service done for you. The shortened form of "Thank you" used in informal situations, such as when talking with close friends or classmates.
"Hey John, I picked you up a couple of sandwiches and a bottle of Coke for later." "Thanks, Tom."
by Chaos6773 January 5, 2012
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Thanasis

A guy with a very big dick.
He is handsome and very strong.
He can beat Frank up and will end your life if you talk shit about Lenin
Girl 1:I want thanasis fuck me
Girl 2: everyone does
by Big dick nibbq October 23, 2019
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Canadian Thanksgiving

Canadian Thanksgiving is having a regular thanksgiving like feast at a non-thanksgiving time of the year.
Eating turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, etc. in March, or August: I know it is June, but turkey is delicious, lets have a Canadian Thanksgiving.
Did you know that in Canada they celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving in October?
by Hamiltwan June 6, 2010
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