teeth are floating

When one has to pee really bad.

The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.

Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.

by benormous December 28, 2005

watch your teeth

This phrase simply means that you should watch what you are saying because the person saying this to you will most likely knock your teeth out of your oral cavity because they are not liking what you are saying.

Man, watch your teeth. I don't approve of that word that begins with an "N."

by Linden Mazur November 29, 2007

teats

1. nipples
3. breasts
2. nips
3. smuggling raisins

That strippers teats are hanging to the floor!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Teeth

That unbelievable movie that will scare all the guys. You know, that movie where the girl has teeth between her legs and bites off various parts that make a man, a man.

That movie "Teeth" made me throw up!

by Lightboxes August 19, 2008

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

Goof off

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010

Snorg Tees

An annoying advertisement on the side of Urban Dictionary.com

Dude: I was on urban I saw the most annoying advertisement ever it was called Snorg Tees

Guy: Now way man, thats low.

by Maulermaker April 18, 2011

Teet Milk

A practical joke played amongst males. Unlike the purple nurple, Teet milking involves back-handing/hitting the victims’ nipple rather than twisting it. The teet milking process can take time, often resulting in bruising, redness, and even blood emitting from the victims nipple(s)

James - "Can I offer you a glass of....TEET MILK"

Eric - "um whats teet milk?"

(Jim takes his victim buy surprise, back-handing his teet in full force)

by Austin Simpson September 30, 2007