teabag

the act of placing the scrotum upon one's forehead or inside of the oral orifice, or as a forceful strike to any area of the human face. Teabaggings may also be performed as a drive-by, in which case you will have a friend drive a motor vehicle at a velocity exceeding 90 mph. At this point, let your danglers stream out the passenger side window and allow them to make contact with an unexpecting elderly woman or some punk-ass kid. A very effective form of revenge.

1. This bitch was all passed out at the party, so i teabagged her.

2. That old dude didn't even see my drive-by teabag coming. Knocked his bitch ass down!

by Maddox Beats Ass! August 6, 2004

team teabag

when you and a group of friends gang up on a passed out friend and you all start cheering "you gonna get tea baged bizznatch" then you wake himn up with about 5 guys sacks on his face/hands

me and sheepdog team teabag that fucking han boy

by poo mc fuck fuck August 10, 2006

Double Teabag

When a man with two sets of balls 'teabags' a man or woman. One set rests on the forehead, the other on the chin.

Hey Devo, I wish I had another set of balls so I could double teabag!

by Jimi C March 11, 2011

teabag that ho

When some dude spreads his legs and a girl gets down on her knees or her back..the man drops his nuts off in her throat..and she licks on 'em and what not..

Josh: "Dude I teabag that ho from the club lastnight."
Chris: "How'd yu pull that off?"
Josh: "Dropped them nuts off in her throat, not too far because she choke, she took 'em down in just one go, man she sucked 'em like she smoke.."

by Daryl Huff January 3, 2008

teabagger

A person of any persuasion or ideological bent who protests the unfunded mandate placed on tomorrow's children by today's government.

I'm proud to protest against unfunded mandates even if the liberal media makes fun of me as a teabagger .

by americanpatriot2009 April 20, 2009

teabagged

To lose your public-sector job or benefits as a result of tea party politicians.

After the Tea Party politicians swept into office, Mary and many of her colleagues were immediately teabagged.

by coffee21 March 7, 2011

Atomic Teabag

This act involves 3 people. One person must be male, the other 2 don't matter. While someone is sitting down, a male will walk behind them and teabag them. When the teabagged person turns around to see what just happened, another person steps in front and pulls down their pants and bends over in their facial area. When the victim turns around, they receive a face full of bum.

Last night sam and pat pulled an atomic teabag on cynthia. She cried for an hour.

by jeffariah January 10, 2008