tea party libertarian

A group of Republicans who think that they are like the Boston Tea Party of 1773 minus the red face paint and feathers and tomahawks.

Spearheaded by such (not really) self-made men as Steve Forbes, Jeb Bush and Donald Trump

Want to return to the glory days of zero income taxes, no paved roads, running water, public schools, electricity,penicillin or laws banning slavery or child labor. In other words, they think even the Amish are too willing to take a handout from Uncle Sam.

These tea party libertarians are the greediest people imaginable, and they know nothing about history or what suffering regular working Americans experience at the hands of corporations and Wall Street tycoons.

Tea party libertarians = GOP neo-cons

by Nilli Wanilli October 16, 2010

Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement

A corporate-funded astroturf campaign disguised as a grass roots movement. A movement who's main objective is to further enrich the top 1% through various subversive means such as cutting the top tax rate (which is already the lowest it's been since the 1920s), and which has little agenda otherwise.

The Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement is actually just a disingenuous attempt by the billionaire Koch brothers and Fox News to shift the country's economic policy further in favor of wealthy, powerful elites, ignoring the fact that such policies under George Dubya led to the Great Recession.

by big gubmint librul October 21, 2011

Tea Party Movement

A corporate-funded astroturf campaign disguised as a grass roots movement. A movement who's main objective is to further enrich the top 1% through various subversive means such as cutting the top tax rate (which is already the lowest it's been since the 1920s), and which has little agenda otherwise.

The Tea Party Movement is actually just a disingenuous attempt by the billionaire Koch brothers and Fox News to shift the country's economic policy further in favor of wealthy, powerful elites, ignoring the fact that such policies under George Dubya led to the Great Recession.

by big gubmint librul October 21, 2011

tea-o-con

Fake libertarians trying to take over the tea party movement who are, in reality, nothing more than pissed-off neo-con libertarian wannabes.

The tea-o-con Sara Palin actually asked Obama to bomb Iran.

by Xigman February 11, 2010

tea cow

Tea Cow is a term that can be used to sing along to Justin Timberlake's song "TKO". The YouTuber Colleen Ballinger (physcosoprano) made a point by saying that it doesn't sound like Justin Timberlake says TKO, it sounds like he says TEA COW. You could also use TEA COW when you would like to have a burger and some tea. This can also be referred to as a tea dispenser that looks like a cow.

"What would you like?"
"A burger and some tea please!"
"You mean TEA COW!?"
"That sounds like Justin Timberlake song."
"Yes! He says TEA COW!"

by MinervaV123 December 19, 2013

Tea Party Candidate

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.

Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

by rebirth of keynes October 12, 2010

Tea Partying

Verb- to complain about something without offering a feasible solution.

I'm really tired of all your tea partying! If you don't have a solution, stop your whining!

by Publius1 October 22, 2013