Track Mansion

a large "up scale house" that, although large, is not of quality architecture. They are usually built by big construction companies who found importance not in the quality of the building, but the distance in which the development spanned.

These mansions are usually very similar, what makes them different is how many marble columns are at their front porch or how far they imported their cement lions from.

use in a sentence:

"that bitch thinks her house is so god damn nice... but she lives in a really shitty track mansion and doesn't know it."

See- the mansion of Arrested Development. Perfect example.

OR

Anything with a 20,000 budget or more on HGTV.

Anything that people "like" on HGTV

OR

Anything that you saw your favorite porn star living in on MTV Cribs.

by arkitect June 13, 2009

moose tracks

( not to be confused with "moosing" written by will bowen november '04) its a sex move i thought of while looking at the moose track flavored ice cream. Its when a man is performing anal sex, causing the peanut butter cup(which is to defecate on the penis) then covers his balls in the feces, then presses his balls up and down the body resembling hooves.

he gave that ho some moose tracks.

by &h@vin46&2 December 15, 2014

scooter tracks

A thin visible line of poop in your underwear, left either before or after taking a dump.
see skid marks

Dude, after my colonoscopy I had scooter tracks for 2 days.

by marx_01 October 20, 2005

moose tracks

When a man takes his ball sack, squeezes it so there is a part between the balls that looks like a moose foot. He then rubs his balls down his partner's ass crack, then presses it against his partner's back several times. Resembling moose tracks ice cream.

Dood...i made moose tracks on your mother's face last night.

by kevp123 October 28, 2006

track rat

A motor sport fan who feels most comfortable living in anachronistic shanty towns hastily setup at a race track for long periods of time.Typified by a lack of shaving or shame.Opposite of a day fag.similar to a hobo.

That guy brought his own satellite dish what a track rat.

by silverpairaducks February 19, 2011

mommy track

when a woman leaves the work force to take time to raise her children.

She was on the mommy track because she did not want to leave her baby with someone while she worked.

by The Return of Light Joker March 11, 2009

track star

a girl who has a hard time taking the dick. she makes alot of noise and runs from the dick

"I call her track star cuz when we fuck she runs from me" - Lil Wayne

by marie n b October 21, 2010